What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 04:06

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
After a few moments he returns.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Sure no problem officer.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
HELLO
If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
{RING} {RING}
Why is the show The Big Bang Theory so hated?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Yes sir it is.
Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.